Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
I love beer, but this is accurate
*seductively* water makes me wet
you are a dude
maybe you arent aware how water works
I hope one day,
you stop sucking
your stomach in, feeling that you are making the world collapse and thinking all the people
who walk by you are
Judging your stomach.
Things to look forward to in October
2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar’s Revenge
3. Halloweentown High
4. Return to Hallloweentown
"The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re my girl. So you have to be careful with the level of bad that you share with your girls. Because you forgive, but oh honey, mama don’t."
SO. Damned. True.